You Might Be An 18 Mo. Old If...

10. You think a picture of a dinosaur biting on a letter block is the funniest thing you've ever seen.

9. Your main source of communication is a series of shaking and nodding your head- and an occasional outburst of MaaaaaaMaaaaaaaaa, or Daaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

8. Your 5-yr-old brother is your most favorite person.

7. You can throw your food on the floor and laugh with almost no repercussions.

6. You still think it's fun to help with the dishes.

5. You can be a big part of making the mess and a very small part of cleaning it up.

4. You scream and cry and throw yourself down on the floor, and possible add in a few jabs to your own head if refused to have candy.

3. You can wear a rats-nest hair-do all day and everyone still thinks it's cute.

2. Need an older brother or sister to take the fall for something? No worries- simply scream louder than they do!

1. You can:

hit mommy with a dinosaur,

spill an entire mug of hot chocolate on yourself,

torment your older sister,

hit mommy with a dinosaur,

throw your cup of chocolate pudding on the carpet,

ruin your brothers fort repeatedly until he cries,

growl at mommy with a dinosaur,

overturn a bottle of ranch dressing on the living room carpet,

feed the dog your lunch,

hit mommy in the head and laugh,

scream at the top of your lungs

and pretend that mommy is not there after daddy gets home,

and still get smooches and loves and cuddles,

and rocked to sleep with a sweet lullaby

by a mommy who loves you dearly

and wouldn't give up that special time for anything in the world.