Arriba Arriba Run Away!

The boy: "Mom- do bad guys speak spanish?"

Me: "Well... some do."

The boy: "Oh- but not a lot of them right, just a few?"

Me: "I'm not sure how many bad guys speak spanish."

The boy: "Well not a lot of them. Cuz if you see a bad guy and talk spanish to them, then they will turn around and run away."

Oooooooooooooooooh- okay it's so much CLEARER now. We should alert the cops! I'm sure lucky I have these kids around- 'splainin' stuff to me. Gotta love 'em!