So the other day I am sitting on the couch feeding the baby while The Man is in the bathroom bathing the kids. They all happened to be in the bath this particular night. They have a squirt-gun that they play with in the bathtub. The Man had told The Boy if he squirted his sister one more time he would take it.
So I hear a loud squeal from the girl. Then I heard The Man calmly grab the squirt gun throw it to the floor and step on it, splintering it to pieces. Both the man and I waited for the elicited response, which was crying or throwing a fit.
SILENCE.
Then both The Boy and The Girl at the same time shout out, "Hey Dad, will you smash this next?" I'm sure both holding up different bath toys.
Still sitting on the couch, I started laughing and loudly told The Man- "Guess THAT backfired on you!"
Ha ha
And one more...
My darling boy and girl think for some reason that they are going to be married when they grow up.
To each other.
I think it's really rather cute, and don't correct them. I figure I'll let them love each other while they will, because there will be plenty of years of fighting and what-not. They'll figure the whole marriage thing out on their own eventually. (They even play a cute game called MARRY where they roll out a table runner and hold hands while they walk down it.----awwwh!)
Well The Boy really wanted The Girl to play with him this one day. She didn't want to. After trying to convince her for a while, The Boy states, "If you don't play with me, I won't marry you!"
To which The Girl responds, "Oh yes you will. You have to!"
Dejected and sighing, as if succumbing to the inevitable The Boy says, "Fine. But I won't buy you flowers!"
Hey The Girl- it's okay. Get used to it. You most likely won't get flowers from your real husband either!
Aren't they cute!!
